Hola, amigos.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

Are you gonna do an intervention because I don’t find myself as cute as you do? Wow, I’d be an amazing serial killer. Maybe if this whole singing thing doesn’t work out I’ll give it a go. Yeah, I can tell you about her; She’s short, dark hair, has beautiful brown eyes, a dimpled chin, very friendly and bubbly, and she has the most lovely smile I’ve ever seen.

I’d rather have my pants fall down than explode because the belt’s on incorrectly, but I guess that’s just me. And yeah, it’s adorable.

I’ll probably tie you to a chair and torture you until you can come to terms that you are cuter than me. Wow, it’s nice to know that if your singing career just isn’t for you, you’ll go into the killing business. I’ll probably be the first one to be gone from this planet! She sounds really pretty! Introduce me to her so I can embarrass you in front of her, yeah!?

But you’re a guy, it doesn’t matter if your pants fall or not. I feel like you’re being sarcastic with calling my nicknames adorable.