malik-pls:

sigh.

pretty big sigh there.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

-flails-

IZ YOU OKAY?

remember when the dash gave us heart pains and seizures because it was going so fast and everyone was so active and then out of nowhere everyone fell from the face  ( is it face? idk yolo ) of the earth and the dash became completely dead besides me, liam, and babs because we’re cool kids.

Hola, amigos.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

Are you gonna do an intervention because I don’t find myself as cute as you do? Wow, I’d be an amazing serial killer. Maybe if this whole singing thing doesn’t work out I’ll give it a go. Yeah, I can tell you about her; She’s short, dark hair, has beautiful brown eyes, a dimpled chin, very friendly and bubbly, and she has the most lovely smile I’ve ever seen.

I’d rather have my pants fall down than explode because the belt’s on incorrectly, but I guess that’s just me. And yeah, it’s adorable.

I’ll probably tie you to a chair and torture you until you can come to terms that you are cuter than me. Wow, it’s nice to know that if your singing career just isn’t for you, you’ll go into the killing business. I’ll probably be the first one to be gone from this planet! She sounds really pretty! Introduce me to her so I can embarrass you in front of her, yeah!?

But you’re a guy, it doesn’t matter if your pants fall or not. I feel like you’re being sarcastic with calling my nicknames adorable.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

*high fives to my liam-esque compatriot* You do seem very Louisish, though :D And thanks, brohan! You’re quite fantastic as Demi, if I may say so myself. Sorry for completely failing and not replying yesterday, I got distracted by the YouTubes.

And in Tisdale’s (i dunt kno her real name fsdlhfs), I mean. I’m playing Harry! With a drug problem!

I HIGH FIVED MY SCREEN, JUST SAYING. Yeah, one of my friends said that I act like Louis. Like if I’m really comfortable in a certain place, I’ll be so loud and witty and sassy and always have a comment about stuff. It’s great. But do I really come off as Louisish to you? xD I feel like I don’t try to be Demi at all. I just act like myself which is really not Demi. And it’s okay! I get distracted so easily. xD

I’m playing Demi in her roleplay but I never came up with a secret, omg.

YOU’RE PLAYING MY BOYFRIEND.

Hola, amigos.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

Oh, I’m not that cute. Am I all greasy and wearing beige in your imagination? Serial killers are always wearing beige for some reason, it’s almost like their trademark. If you were there, you’d know that he and the mannequin were more than just friends. And yes, but I don’t have to think about her.

Belts are dangerous because you could hijack a plane with one, and it could very easily explode if you know how to work one properly. No, I haven’t forgotten. I’m quite fond of it, actually~

First step is admitting you have a problem and you my friend, have denial. No, you’re more like the silent killer that everyone thinks is this big who-ha-greatness but really is just making you fall into his trap and then BOOM. You fell into his trap. It’s probably because beige can blend in well but no, they don’t! Maybe Harry got lonely. Everyone gets lonely. You can talk about her to me, can’t you? Huh? Huh? Lovato wants to know.

But like … my pants will fall down and the belt protects that from happening. You’re ruining the moment of my dream! Awh, you like that I call you weird nicknames?

that awkward moment you send milk plz a marriage proposal and bitch decides to ignore your request. wow, okay.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

My friend’s all say that Liam’s my spirit animal because I’m the least insane in our lil group of five, and ‘cause this is my first rp I had to play him. Are you Demi in the new one too?

People have told me that I’m a blend of Louis and Liam which I don’t really mind but I’ve been told that I’m always the Liam out of everyone. YOU DO A GOOD JOB PLAYING, LIAM DOE. I don’t know which new one you’re talking about. The link I sent you? :o

sassydylan:

look who’s baaaack ;)

WHAT UP, MY SASS DOG.

Hola, amigos.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

You’re face is quite nice though, love. It was an accident I swear I was holding him in place to put a fish-sized suit on him I knitted it myself and I promise I’m not a fish serial killer it’s not like I stalk aquariums where’d you get that idea? All I remember from that was walking in and seeing him with a mannequin and running away. And yeah, just demonstrating. *turns red* 

Bread sword fight, right now. Belts are just as dangerous as fireworks by my estimation, so if you can bring a belt I should’ve been able to bring my roman candles. Thank you very much, usually get called a dog rather than a cat.

I think you are looking into a mirror as you tell me that, sir. You knit? I learn something new about you everyday, I must say. But I can really picture you stalking the hell out of aquariums and studying which fish would be your next victim. Maybe he collects mannequins? Are you blushing ‘cause you were thinking of someone you like?

Fine, it’s on, Paynie. You’re probably going to weep at how skilled I am. How are belts dangerous if they’re guarding your pants from falling and looking like a helpless rapper!? No, you’re able to bring belts because they don’t explode! Did you forget who often calls you puppy, my dear kitty cat pup?

unrealistic-liam-payne:

You must be a freaking magician, dude, I’d mess up all the storylines and lose track of that :o

I think it’s because some of them are made up characters with the faces of whoever I have. I used to be so overwhelmed because I was in so many but they all kind of just chilled or died so I’m not so mentally freaking out right now. I’m Demi in three now, Liam in two, and Miley in one. AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM MORE DEMI AND LIAM BECAUSE THEY ARE MY BABIES.

Hola, amigos.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

Indeed you are, it’s a bit frightening at times. You just grab it by it’s gils and hold it under the water. Don’t ask how I found that out, I’m still mourning the loss of Mr. Gibbles. Agalmatophilia, also found that one out completely by accident. Just don’t bring up the subject with Harry. *demonstrates* And you come in close, kinda like this, put your hand on their cheek, tell them how beautiful they are, and just lean in…Uhh, of course that doesn’t work on everyone. *backs off* hehe  

There’s only one way to test that theory, Lovato. Didn’t know you could bring something as dangerous as a belt on planes, though. And that’s entirely possible I suppose.

I’m sorry I frighten you. Sometimes my face can’t be the only thing scary. Do you have some crazy fish killing life that no one knows about? WHY WOULD YOU KILL YOUR FISH THEN IF YOU MISS HIM!? That is too hard of a name for me to remember someone who has a statue fetish. Harry has a statue fetish!? Kind of worked on me, truthfully, but then I remember you were demonstrating and didn’t mean what you said so I thought nothing of it!

And what’s that, Payne? YOU CAN’T BRING BELTS ON A PLANE? WHAT IF MY PANTS FALL!? You would be a cute kitten.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

I dunno, man, the plot sounds kinda same-y. Let’s just hope I don’t forget all of my emails, though. I’mma have approximately five blogs by the end of the day omg

I have five blogs dedicated just to roleplaying, lmfao. Even the roleplays that just have completely died, I still stay just ‘cause I’m lazy.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

Okay, I gots an idea. Let’s go troll around for a roleplay so we can actually do such, but just make sure it’s a new one so we can don’t have to make new accounts because I dunno about you but I’m lazy and we won’t lose eachother that way.

http://hawaiianescape-rp.tumblr.com/

Try joining this one. It’s the same admin and it’s being revamped. I’m already in it adhfjshfjsdf. But like I don’t want to leave this one just in case anything does happen and such. djfksf.

Hola, amigos.

unrealistic-liam-payne:

Well played, madam. Lots of stuff, actually! Just a small sample: I know how you can drown a fish, I know the technical term for someone with a statue fetish, and I know how to keep women happy.

Good luck with that, I have three medals in bread sword fighting which I might or might not have just made up a second ago. And what if the power goes out? You need something to keep you entertained, right? Gotta think about stuff like that.

Aren’t I just so smartical? How the heck would you know how to drown a fish and how is that even possible? There’s such thing as a statue fetish? Oh, do you now how to make a woman happy?

I have a black belt in sword fighting. I think it’s safe to say that  win. And I didn’t make up my black belt in sword fighting because I do have a black belt in my suitcase that can really be for anything. Are you a kitten or have been a kitten in  a past life?